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    Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:50 pm

    It's simple, post a superpower that's useless.

    I'll start.

    The ability to jump an extra foot into the air.


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    Post by Yeider Comicbooks on Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:00 pm

    The ability to shine in all colors of the spectrum. Unless you are a disco ball.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:01 pm

    The ability to grow your fingernails on command (I'm a male, this is useless to me)


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by Sefiroz on Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:48 pm

    The ability to not have an ability.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:30 pm

    Sefiroz wrote:The ability to not have an ability.

    Deep as fuck

    The ability to grow a third arm


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by Sefiroz on Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:23 am

    DarkEnvy wrote:
    Sefiroz wrote:The ability to not have an ability.

    Deep as fuck

    The ability to grow a third arm

    Ikr?

    The ability to not remember who you talked to last.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:09 pm

    The ability to jump one foot higher than you normally would be able to.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by Sefiroz on Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:56 pm

    ^that was your first post XD

    The ability to hear only the word "why".


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:11 pm

    The ability to make yourself forget minor details about forum posts on command.

    XD


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    Post by Sefiroz on Fri Jun 13, 2014 7:16 pm

    ^wtf

    The ability to have only negative abilities.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:16 am

    The ability to watch Netflix anywhere... but with no sound.


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    Post by Sefiroz on Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:56 am

    OH GOD NO.

    The ability to hear netflix anywhere. WITH NO PICTURE.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:59 pm

    WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!

    The power to grow a TV... on your back.


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    Post by Sefiroz on Sun Jun 15, 2014 1:36 pm

    The ability to become a broken twig.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:19 pm

    The ability to inhale Carbon Dioxide without dying but not be able to move at all while inhaling it.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by Sefiroz on Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:38 am

    wut.

    The ability to not be able to hear music. You would love that, I'm sure of.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:08 pm

    Oh my god that would be terrible, not just useless, but terrible.

    The ability to live in the world of Pokemon, but without the ability to get any Pokemon.


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    Post by Sefiroz on Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:31 pm

    Oh god no. I'd rather live as a random templar in Assassin's Creed.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Mon Jun 16, 2014 3:33 pm

    The power to have any video game you want, but not be able to play it.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by Sefiroz on Mon Jun 16, 2014 3:39 pm

    OUIAHSUDHasdhuii. Hate that.

    The ability to have any other person's weakness.


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    Post by DarkEnvy on Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:05 pm

    The ability to drive any car you wanted, at five miles per hour


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    Post by megahelljoe on Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:37 pm

    The Ability to be funny while your alone
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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:48 am

    The ability to have everything taste delicious, but you lose part of your body every time you use your power.


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    Post by megahelljoe on Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:43 am

    The Ability to Produce a hologram of a hotdog out of your eyes.
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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:58 am

    The ability to give any Pokemon any move you wanted in competitive play, but its base HP and Speed would always go down to 10


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