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    10,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

    Post by DarkEnvy on Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:13 pm

    Simple, let's just name off hilarious ways to get kicked out of Walmart. I'll start off.

    1. Dressing up as a snail and inching along the floor at Walmart.


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    Post by megahelljoe on Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:32 pm

    2. Releasing an genetically modified pony with superpowers and a killing instinct in walmart.
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    Post by DarkEnvy on Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:46 am

    3. Twerking on the countertops


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    Post by Sefiroz on Sat Jun 21, 2014 4:58 am

    4. Call out your Wailord inside Walmart.


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    Post by DarkEnvy on Sun Jun 22, 2014 8:42 pm

    5. Pop out of shelves and scare the shit out of people


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    Post by Sefiroz on Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:16 pm

    6. Run around and throw disco balls in people's faces.


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    Post by DarkEnvy on Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:51 pm

    7. Exploding random chip bags


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    Post by Sefiroz on Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:45 am

    8. Exploding specific chips bags


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    Post by DarkEnvy on Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:09 pm

    9. Stealing candy and throwing it at employees


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    Re: 10,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

    Post by HarvstootH on Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:34 pm

    Taking as many bars of soap you can hold in two hands, walking to the front of the store, and throwing them at the customers and workers.


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    Re: 10,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

    Post by DarkEnvy on Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:53 am

    Humping random employees


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    Re: 10,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

    Post by HarvstootH on Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:09 pm

    Trying to buy off customers as hookers.


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    Post by DarkEnvy on Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:03 pm

    Trying to bribe employees using monopoly money


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    Re: 10,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

    Post by HarvstootH on Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:13 pm

    Setting up a stand and selling the merchandise as your own.


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    Re: 10,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

    Post by DarkEnvy on Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:27 pm

    Juggling food and candy


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    Re: 10,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

    Post by HarvstootH on Tue Jul 15, 2014 3:20 pm

    Hiding in the refrigeration isle and spooking people as they walk by.


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    Re: 10,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

    Post by DarkEnvy on Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:49 am

    Pretending to be a Pokemon


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    Re: 10,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

    Post by HarvstootH on Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:13 am

    Bringing a folding chair and popcorn to watch the movies they play on endless loop.


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