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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by megahelljoe on Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:54 pm

    that wouldnt be useless if you play the wonder guard bug (forgot his name shame on me)
    with trick room xD then you could have an imba everything outspeeding pokemon with moveset like
    tail glow trick room roar of time and fire blast xD
    anyways, back to topic:
    the ability to breathe while underwater but you cant swim while doing it
    EDIT: or walk. or move in any other ways.
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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by DarkEnvy on Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:14 pm

    The ability to have the Pokemon with the best stats ever, but its only move would be Splash.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by Thomas on Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:32 pm

    being me. oh wait its the best superpower PSYCH


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    Post by Sefiroz on Sat Jun 21, 2014 5:38 am

    The ability to be a poster without anything on it.


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    Post by Thomas on Sat Jun 21, 2014 1:37 pm

    the ability to be a wall with only blank posters


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    Post by megahelljoe on Sat Jun 21, 2014 5:59 pm

    the ability to be as beautiful as you want but your invisible at the same time Very Happy
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    Post by Thomas on Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:03 pm

    the ability to be invisible but always covered in paint


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    Post by Edaymad' on Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:25 am

    The ability to kill someone just by seeing him, but being blind.
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    Post by DarkEnvy on Sun Jun 22, 2014 8:43 pm

    The ability to have ten toes on each foot.


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    Post by Sefiroz on Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:49 am

    The ability to drink anything except anything liquid.


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    Post by DarkEnvy on Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:10 pm

    The ability to eat anything except food


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by BluuTwo on Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:17 pm

    The ability to knock over open tin soda cans, but only if they're full
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    Post by HarvstootH on Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:20 pm

    The ability to open bags of chips with your mind but not being able to eat them.


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    Post by DarkEnvy on Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:50 am

    The ability to turn into an animal, but whenever you change back into a human, your life span will be the same as that animal only if it's less.


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    Post by HarvstootH on Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:24 pm

    The ability to levitate exactly half an inch off of the ground.


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    Post by DarkEnvy on Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:30 pm

    The ability to get tattoos for free, but only other people can see them.


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    Post by HarvstootH on Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:45 pm

    The ability to pet dogs extraordinarily well.


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    Post by DarkEnvy on Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:57 pm

    The ability to make yourself allergic to something


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    Post by HarvstootH on Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:30 pm

    The ability to bring your drawings to life, but you suck at art.


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    Post by DarkEnvy on Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:58 pm

    The ability to hallucinate things that freak the shit out of you


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    Post by HarvstootH on Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:18 pm

    The ability to experience any pain at any time.


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    Re: Useless Superpowers

    Post by megahelljoe on Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:55 pm

    the ability to have an ability that gives you an ability to give yourself the ability to abilitify yourself with the ability which activates an hidden DNA in your face that gives you the ability to have the ability which will give you the ability to give the ability to someone that he/she can give you the ability to have the ability to make invisible rainbows.
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    Post by DarkEnvy on Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:18 pm

    The ability to get your dick caught in anything


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    Post by megahelljoe on Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:37 am

    Lol.
    The ability to have Amy ability you want - But you die if you use it.
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    Post by DarkEnvy on Sun Jul 13, 2014 3:24 am

    The ability to always be politically correct. Probably the worst ability out of everything here.


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